Sunday, January 10, 2010

Size of the Boat or the Motion in the Ocean?

I’ve decided to go ahead and do the damn thing! The Conception’s first show is scheduled for Thursday, January 14th at 11pm. I need you to participate by reading the blog posts, commenting, and calling in. Don’t be afraid.  You can give a fake name and remain anonymous. You can speak on behalf of “your friend.” I can’t do this without you!

This show is for ladies and gents. We are going to talk about sex, sex, and more sex! The content is adult only because the language will tend to vary from medical textbook, to raw doggie! It doesn’t matter if you’re a sexpert or a virgin. You may learn some things, and maybe you’ll teach some things.

To tune into the live show, you can listen via internet by going to http://www.blogtalkradio.com/theconception or you can listen via phone by calling (347) 637-3004. If you’d like to speak, call in and press the number 1 on your phone’s keypad.  This will give me a signal that you are ready.

I encourage you to e-mail me in advance if you’d like to be a featured guest.   Your expertise is welcomed and no Ph.D. is required (though it would be nice if I could check your references ;) )

Until then:

Watch this hilarious clip from Juwanna Man until about 2:10.

And the beautiful Aaliyah telling it like it is.

Rock the Boat Lyrics

Mmm, Yeah, Mmhmm

Ooh hmm hmm

Mmmm Yeah

Chorus:

Boy you know you make me float

Boy you really get me high

I feel like I’m on dope

Cause you

You serve me on a regular

Boy we need to tie this rope

Before we drift any deeper

There now hold me close

Boy let’s take this overboard now

Chorus:

I want you to

(rock the boat)

Rock the boat,

Rock the boat, rock the boat

(work it in the middle)

Work the middle, work the middle

Work the middle,

(change positions for me)

Change positions, new positions

New positions, new positions

(now stroke it baby)

Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

Stroke it for me,

Verse 2:

Ooooh baby I love your stroke

Cause you, cause you get me to where I’m going

In a jury you’ll get my vote

Cause I believe, I believe you know just what you doing now

Baby now we can coast

Just don’t get in a hurry

That’s too slow

Go ahead and put that thing in over drive

Chorus:

I want you to

(rock the boat)

Rock the boat, rock the boat

Rock the boat,

(work it in the middle)

Work the middle, work the middle

Work the middle, work the middle

(change positions for me)

Change positions, new positions

New positions, new positions

(now stroke it baby)

Stroke it for me,

Stroke it for me, stroke it for me, stroke it for me

Chorus:

I want you to

(rock the boat)

Rock the boat,

Rock the boat, rock the boat

(work it in the middle)

Work the middle,

Work the middle, work the middle

(change positions for me)

Change positions, new positions

New positions, new positions

(now stroke it baby)

Stroke it for me,

Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

Bridge:

Stroke it for me, Mmm

Stroke it baby, Stroke it baby

Mmmm, Work it baby, Work it baby

Oooh Stroke It

There is somethin’ I want you to do

I need you to use yourself

Like you never ever used to do before

To explore my body

Until you reach the shore

You’ll be calling, calling for more

Chorus:

(rock the boat)

Rock the boat,

Rock the boat, rock the boat

(work it in the middle)

Work the middle,

Work the middle, work the middle

(change positions for me)

Change positions, new positions

New positions, new positions

(now stroke it baby)

Stroke it for me,

Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

I want you to

(rock the boat)

Rock the boat,

Rock the boat, rock the boat

(work it in the middle)

Work the middle,

Work the middle, work the middle

(change positions for me)

Change positions, new positions

New positions, new positions

(now stroke it baby)

Stroke it for me,

Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

(rock the boat)

Rock the boat,

Rock the boat, rock the boat

Work the middle,

Work the middle, work the middle

(change positions for me)

Change positions, new positions

New positions, new positions

Stroke it for me,

Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

(rock the boat)

Rock the boat,

Rock the boat, rock the boat

[Via http://conception2010.wordpress.com]

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