Here is a collection of truly awful and funny ‘bad’ pick up lines:
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Where you born on a farm? Because you can certainly raise a cock
I wanna disappear inside of you like a Tampon.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Do you have any Mexican in you … no? You want some?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is outta this world!!
Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
Let’s get a pizza and fuck. What, you don’t like pizza?
You don’t sweat much for a fat lass, do you?
Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns
I just moved you to the top of my “To Do List.”
If you don’t go home with me tonight you’re a fucking idiot.
If I flip this coin what do you think my chances are of getting head
Hey baby my name’s Pinocchio! Wanna sit on my face while I tell you lies?
3 more beers and you’ll look pretty.
Just a quicky? The doctors say I’ll be dead by Tuesday
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Before we start: I don’t have an STD, it’s psoriasis
Nice shoes…wanna fuck?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face!
Well here I am! What were your other two wishes?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Call me Mr Flinstone, I can make your bedrock”
You Caribbean? Because with that walk Jamaican me crazy
If you were a bogey, I’d pick you first
Wanna come to my party? The one in my pants
I hope your pussy don’t smell like your attitude!
Do you like jewellery? Will have a suck on this, its a real gem
There are 213 bones in a human body, would you like another?
I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you?
I lost my number, can I have yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
If I was a squirrel and you were a squirrel, could I put my nuts in your hole?
I heard you got diabetes & I wanna inject you in the bum
I’ve heard you are looking for a good FUCK tonight, I’ve got FCK, all I need is U
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