Thursday, November 5, 2009

Twin Bed Pans Over Looking the Septic Tank

Not everyone sex life can be like an Erectile Dysfunction commercial.  Some of us don’t get twin bathtubs overlooking the Pacific.   For some it’s twin bed pans with a view of a dug up septic tank.  Oh the humanity.

Tales of woe and Sexual Misadventure:

Sex then Amnesia

Prejean Sex Tapes

Sex with a horse

Celebrity Sex Tapes

Celebrity Sex Scandals

Half ton guy has sex

Sex with a rubber woman

Three way sex with a blow up doll

Talking blow up doll?

Orgy with a Latex Lover

It was like that on air sexual fantasy revealed by that septuagenarian shock jock–I believe he calls himself the Eye Mane or some such.  In any case he had a prophetic dream in which he was arrested and jailed for have acid flash backs in the presence of a minor.  Whilst incarcerated in jail specially built for senior citizens, he was waylaid by a gang of horny octogenarians.  Five of the dirty old men held him down whilst a fifth, whom the others referred to as stumpy, ran up with  a bottle of Viagra, a tube a natural male enhancement and a determined look on his face.  What his buddies shouting encouragement and instructions, it was like Luke attacking the death star.  “Stay on target.  Stay on target!”  Needless to say, the act was never consummated but the octogenarians spread false tales so that everyone thought that it did.  The rumor mill up the value of Eye Mane so that the boys from cell block D as they like to call themselves, were able to trade the shock jock for a garden hose, a package of Lucky Strikes and a battery operated sex toy to be named later.

 

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Still Sexy after all these years

Killing you softly

FUtus

GaGaWeen

Happy GaGaWeen!

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Oct 31 is dress up like Lady GaGa day.  Halloween is canceled!

Happy GaGaWeen!

Online Job Search

Government Work

Job Search

Job Search for the Older Worker

Dressed as Lady Gaga

Monster Ball

Ultimate Costumer

Becoming Gaga

Gagging on Gaga

Sexy

Which witch to twitch?

Prepare to go Gaga

A Hottie does GaGaWeen right

090909

How to Lead a Secret Life

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Rush Limbaugh

How to find a Government Job

How to make Money

It is better to Drunk than Wasted

Job Search for the Older Worker

Alternative Job Hunt

Get Free Stuff

MARXIST MEDICINE

COMMIE CARE

ENEMY OF THE STATE

Let us say that you find your selves in the throes of ardor with some hot neoprene nymph when your supposed flesh and blood beloved enters the room.  Is she amused that you cheated on her with a Latex Lover.  Well that’s what Chicken Choker first class would have us believe:

Copping a Rubber Feel

Fashion and blow up dolls

Sarah Palin Sex Doll

Sex with an Android

Doing the Doll

Plastic Orgy

 

Choking that plastic chicken.

090909

How to Lead a Secret Life

Exotic Vacations

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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