Not everyone sex life can be like an Erectile Dysfunction commercial. Some of us don’t get twin bathtubs overlooking the Pacific. For some it’s twin bed pans with a view of a dug up septic tank. Oh the humanity.
Tales of woe and Sexual Misadventure:
Sex then Amnesia
Prejean Sex Tapes
Sex with a horse
Celebrity Sex Tapes
Celebrity Sex Scandals
Half ton guy has sex
Sex with a rubber woman
Three way sex with a blow up doll
Talking blow up doll?
Orgy with a Latex Lover
It was like that on air sexual fantasy revealed by that septuagenarian shock jock–I believe he calls himself the Eye Mane or some such. In any case he had a prophetic dream in which he was arrested and jailed for have acid flash backs in the presence of a minor. Whilst incarcerated in jail specially built for senior citizens, he was waylaid by a gang of horny octogenarians. Five of the dirty old men held him down whilst a fifth, whom the others referred to as stumpy, ran up with a bottle of Viagra, a tube a natural male enhancement and a determined look on his face. What his buddies shouting encouragement and instructions, it was like Luke attacking the death star. “Stay on target. Stay on target!” Needless to say, the act was never consummated but the octogenarians spread false tales so that everyone thought that it did. The rumor mill up the value of Eye Mane so that the boys from cell block D as they like to call themselves, were able to trade the shock jock for a garden hose, a package of Lucky Strikes and a battery operated sex toy to be named later.
Traveling Naked
Avoid a fat head
It is better to be drunk than wasted
How to Travel Naked
Still Sexy after all these years
Killing you softly
FUtus
GaGaWeen
Happy GaGaWeen!
Going GaGa!
GooGoo GaGa
Oct 31 is dress up like Lady GaGa day. Halloween is canceled!
Happy GaGaWeen!
Online Job Search
Government Work
Job Search
Job Search for the Older Worker
Dressed as Lady Gaga
Monster Ball
Ultimate Costumer
Becoming Gaga
Gagging on Gaga
Sexy
Which witch to twitch?
Prepare to go Gaga
A Hottie does GaGaWeen right
090909
How to Lead a Secret Life
Beer Alert
A Constellation of Idiots
It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
Texas Toast
Rush Limbaugh
How to find a Government Job
How to make Money
It is better to Drunk than Wasted
Job Search for the Older Worker
Alternative Job Hunt
Get Free Stuff
MARXIST MEDICINE
COMMIE CARE
ENEMY OF THE STATE
Let us say that you find your selves in the throes of ardor with some hot neoprene nymph when your supposed flesh and blood beloved enters the room. Is she amused that you cheated on her with a Latex Lover. Well that’s what Chicken Choker first class would have us believe:
Copping a Rubber Feel
Fashion and blow up dolls
Sarah Palin Sex Doll
Sex with an Android
Doing the Doll
Plastic Orgy
Choking that plastic chicken.
090909
How to Lead a Secret Life
Exotic Vacations
Traveling Naked
Avoid a fat head
It is better to be drunk than wasted
How to Travel Naked
Beer Alert
A Constellation of Idiots
It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
Texas Toast
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