Here are the 3 criteria that I look for in a mate/lifelong partner.
Farfetched as it may seem, one day I will meet someone who fulfills all of these. When it happens, I will know. (and they probably won’t give a shit about me, but hey, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.)
1. They must know how to juggle
2. They must know all the words to “Its The End of the World As We Know It” by REM
3. They become sexually aroused every time they hear the song “Ain’t Talkin Bout Love” by Van Halen, and will not be ashamed to admit this.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
The Rules, Folks
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