I got these bunch of lines from “talking objects” filed under dirty humor. These are originally filipino but i translated them for you. Here they go:
“How can we make something if i won’t lay on top of you?”
–lego
“Lick and moisturize me first so i’ll be stiff and could easily be inserted.”
–sewing thread
“Why hung me up exactly when it’s so hot and i’m very wet?”
–laundry
“Heat me up..i need to pop so you can taste me and you’ll be pleased.”
–popcorn
Hehe that’s all i got. You can add more via comment 
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